Saturday, November 14, 2009

My Personal Ad

Short, quirky, not really older woman looking for slightly younger man.
Must be willing to dress up occasionally as Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice) or Captain Wentworth (Persuasion). Hopefully will not like moonlit walks on the beach due to the inevitable presence of man who should have his shirt on ogling young
girls in bikinis. No blondes please, prefer at least 5'6" or taller. Vegetarian or at least very tolerant of vegetarianism. Should like to read, and not want children. Ability to watch endless hours of crime drama required. Looking for someone willing to go dancing, cuddle, and yet be willing to give me space when needed.

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